Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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1. Without humor, life sux
2. nothing is impossible in life
3. Friends life is a fruitly tree

( ' :') ('; ' )
,/) )\,,/) )\,
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿
Chalo chalo BARISH ME NAHATE HEN
%*HAPPY*%
%*RAIÑY*%
%*DAY*%

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1. Ap nahate hue kya sochte hain?
2. Use Barish Pasand Hai
3. kia dhoop main barish hoti hei

Ek aisi ladki mil jaaye kahin
jo dikhne main ho itni haseen
chehra uska ho khila khila
jaise chand mujhe abhi ho mila

Ladki wo sub se alag ho
mere sapno ki wo pari ho
jaldi se khatam ho jaye meri talash
ab to bus yehi khwaaish hai ke kash

Ladkian to bari daikhi hain magar
rukti nahi kisi pe ye nazar
lagta to nahi ke mile gi bhi kabhi
magroor to hain ye mashoor sabhi

Jo ladki mere khwabon main aati hai
saar saari raat mujhe jagati hai
tabhi to subha office mein der hoti hai
Dad ki bhi phir daant sunni parti hai

Bus ab to nahi hota mujh se intezaar
jo hai hi nahi kyon rahoon uske liye beqaraar
yehi keh ke dil ko tasalli deta hoon
magar phir bhi najane kyon udaas rehta hoon

Lagta hai koi jadoo kar gaya hai mujh par
warna ladkian to pehle bhi marti theen hum par
theek hai kal pehli ladki ko pataon ga
hota hai jo ho jai le ke bhaag jaon ga..

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1. Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai
2. Pyaar karte ho to chhupate kyon ho
3. Manzilein to hain par rasta nahi hai

Friends life is a fruitly tree!
But Friendy life is a Goodly tree.
Friend can’t live without Best Friends.
So never Leave your Best Friends… :)

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1. Relation Are Like Leaves Of Tree
2. Friends are best parts of our life
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A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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APPLE=vitamins
VITAMINS=power
POWER=work
WORK=money
MONAY=woman
WOMAN=tension
TENSION=depression
DEPRESSION=death
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
aur khaoo APPLE

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“FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT”

When u attack black people, They call it “Racism”,

When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it “Anti-semetism”,

When u attack your Country, They call it “Terrorism”,

When u attack a Religious sect, they call it “Hate speech”,

But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
They call it ” Freedom of Expression”

“Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD

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1. The true meaning of freedom
2. Our Beloved Prophet MUHAMMAD (SAW)
3. Everybody seems to be SPECIAL

A Relationship Is Not Holding Hands
While You Understand Each Other,
It's About Having Lots Of Misunderstandings
and
Still Not Leaving Each Other's Hands

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3. Why do couples hold hands

There are thousands of roses on this world,
Even if i gave you every rose to you,
That would still not be enough to tell you
how much i love you

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1. Love is wonderful gift
2. Nice thought of love
3. Sweetness of Love

Itni Hai Sirf Meri Muhabbat Ki Daastaan

Ik Shakhs Tha Jo Zakhm-E-Shanaasai Day Gaya

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Mere Patlay Jism Ko Kamzor Na Smajh
Faraz

Agr Mein Aashiq Na Hota

To Aj John Cena Hota

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1. Apni rooh tere jism mein he chhor aye
2. KOI TO HOTA….
3. Saath chalne main jo maza hota

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

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1. Dil to pagal hai
2. Aap agar PAGAL ho to…
3. Main is dunia ko mita dungaa

Pathan Galti Se Samunder Me Gir Gaya….
Doobte Doobte Uske Hath Me Machli Aayi….
Use Pakad Kar Bahar Pheka Aur Bola Ja Tu Toh Apni Jan
Bacha Le

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1. Pathan: College Ki Ladki Se Bola
2. jam nigahoen se pila gaya koi
3. 1 Pathan Aur 1 American

Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!
Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..
Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya

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1. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga
2. Ye dard mit gaya to phir?
3. Ye dard mit gaya to phir?

Nice thought of love:
The one who broke my heart is the one who taught me how to love..

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1. Love is wonderful gift
2. Sweetness of Love
3. I give you my whole heart

Day makes life bright,
Love makes life sweet,
Smile makes life sharp,
Friends make life longer,
Your wish makes life happy.

Good morning to all my loving and hating friends!

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1. Friends make us enjoy life forever
2. like u meakes the life sweet!
3. Dawn of a wonderful day

Barra mushkil hai school ki "miss" se pyar karna
"""""""DOST"""""""""
LOVE Letter bheja tha,
signature kr k 3 galtya nikal de
('.')
< ( )>dekh yar
_/ L home work thorri tha.

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1. School ki "miss" se pyar karna
2. SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview
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Sweetness of Love

Boy: Can I hold your hand???
Girl: No..
Boy: Why So..?
Girl: Because it hurts when you leave it..

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1. Love is wonderful gift
2. I give you my whole heart
3. Sweetness of person like you

Short but very true:

Most situations in life are issues of Mind over Matter..
If you don’t Mind, it doesn’t Matter.

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1. Short but very true
2. Dont ever give up wen u r down..
3. True Friend OR True Lover

The greatest
Gift in Ur life is,

One who knows all Ur faults and drawbacks,

Yet Still willing to accept U with so much care & affection.

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1. Love is wonderful gift
2. The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1
3. Death is not the greatest loss

Don’t break anybody’s heart bcz they have only one…
If u r angry on them break their bones bcz they have 206

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1. My heart for you will never break
2. One Stone is Enough to break
3. water the plants in rain

FAJAR
Increases beauty.
ZUHAR
increases incom
ASAR
improve health.
MAGHRIB
releases tensions.
ESHA
gines peaceful sleep
so
Do you need anything more join
TAHUJJUD
& MEET UR allaha,
TELL YOUR WISHES & get every thing you want

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2. Significances of the prayers
3. Election 2008 Free Tips

A blind man once asked a wise man:
Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?

Wise man replied:
Yes,
Losing the "VISION"!

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1. Life is blind without love
2. LOVE IS BLIND
3. Love is definitely blind

A famous idiom in it’s modern form :

“An apple a day

.

.

.

.

.

Is not affordable today”

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“A loved one is not the person
who understands your happiness.
But,
Is the person
who can guess your sadness before your eyes feel”.. !

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Best inspiring message
If u r born poor, its not your mistake
BUT
if u die poor, its your mistake
- BILL GATES

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Life never seems to be the way we want it,
but we live it the best way we can.There is no
perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect
Moments…Good morning!

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1. Fill life with perfect moments
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The breeze has awakened the earth,
And sun has colored our world,
The birds have added melody,
I hope I'm not late to wish,
"Good morning"

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2. Blooming Flowers Saying Good Morning
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Everyone Knows How to Love,
But Only Few of Them Know
To Stay in Love with One Person
For a Very Long Period of Time.

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SORRY works when mistake is made.
But sorry does not work when trust is broken
So in life do mistakes but never break the trust.

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1. you have made a mistake
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If you expect the world to be fair with you
because you are fair with them,

It is like expecting a lion not to eat you
because you don’t eat lion.

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Chand Phir Udaas Hai,

Ajnabi Si Rahoon Mein,

Dooor Tak Nigahon Mein ,

Be'Rukhi Ka Mausam Hai ..

Aaj Phir Nigahoon Ko !

Beetay Pall Ki Payas Hai..

Phir Raha Hun Darbadar'

Moujzay Ki Aas

Hai…

Aisa Lagta Hai Jaisay,

Chand Phir Udaas Hai..

Baat To Karay

Koi,

Saath To Chalay Koi,

Khamoshi Ka Pehra Hai..

Zakhm Dil Ka Gehra Hai..

Aisa Lagta Hai Jaisay ,

Chand Phir Udaas Hay ..

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1. Anaa ki qaid se mukabla to karay
2. Sath nibhanay ka hosla to karay
3. Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai

True friends are not about acting true to you
but
acting true behind your back.

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1. True friends are like Diamonds
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3. True friends are like mornings

“Tears of EYES are Valuable”
“Speech of LIPS are Powerful”
“Heart With LOVE is Beautiful”

“Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful”.. !!

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Understanding
The
Misunderstanding
Is
The
Real
Understanding.

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People like U are found only once in a lifetime.
So U better take care of yourself because I don t want to waste another lifetime
to find a such a SWEET Friend.

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Attitude:

Teacher: Write An Essay On
'If I Am A Millionaire'
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don't You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

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A Sardar was painting his home.
On first floor he painted white color and on the ground floor wall he wrote. . . .
"Same as above"

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I cried when i failed in 2 subjects,
.
.
but
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I smiled when i came to know my
friend failed in 5 subjects
I love my friend xD !!!

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Suno…..

Humdam Mere Mujhko
Bohat Kuch Tumse Kehna Hai

Yeh Raatein
Mujh Pe Bhaari Hain

Yeh Shaamein
Gham Se Taari Hain

Bohat Kuch Yaad Aata Hai

Bohat Mujh Ko Rulata Hai

Suno,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ik Kaaam Kr Do Na

Yeh Apni Baatein Sari

Yeh Apni Yaadein Sari

Tum Kyun Le Nahin Jate ?

Jab Aana He Nahin Tum Ne

Tou Phir Kyun Yaad Aate Ho ?

Meri Aankhon Mein Bn Kr Ashk

Phir Kyun Ruk Se Jate Ho ?

Suno Jaanam,,,,,,,,,

Main Apne Zabt Ka Daman
Kahiin Chor Na Baithon

Lout Aao Mere Humdam

Ke Main Khud Ko Tor Na Baithoon. . .*)

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Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai Sardar rotey hoay . . .
Kitne numbron se..??

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FRIEND In Diffrent Languages

Iran ) DOST

Grman ) FREUND

Frnch ) AMI

Dutch ) VREND

Mexican ) AMIGO

Egypt ) KUBARI

PAK ??

Or Suna LANTI Kesa He Tu

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Brilliant MindS

Pathan aur Sardar Pani Peeny Gaey.

To wahan GlasS Ulta Para Tha .

Sardar,

iSKa To Moo He Band Hy .

Pathan ,

Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

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All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

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One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

“An idea,that can change your WIFE”
While real word was(LIFE).

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WOmens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste ‘n colour…

But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!

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Funny quote on a
Married guy T-Shirt
All Women Are
Devils
&
I Married Their Queen

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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS"
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.

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Dharkan ruk gai meri to,,,

ye Sunn kar FARAZ

JaB Light gai aur kaam wali Maasi Ne kaha

"what the hell is this";-)

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