Brilliant MindS

Pathan aur Sardar Pani Peeny Gaey.

To wahan GlasS Ulta Para Tha .

Sardar,

iSKa To Moo He Band Hy .

Pathan ,

Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

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1. 1 pathan pani pe rah tha
2. sardar shoppinginu poyi
3. Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le

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All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

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1. People are just like bluetooth
2. How to Tackle A Wife
3. Good Morning: Have a lovely day

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One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

“An idea,that can change your WIFE”
While real word was(LIFE).

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2. Difference between wife & saali
3. Husband To A Newly Wed Wife

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WOmens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste ‘n colour…

But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!

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1. Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
2. The fruit of faith is love
3. A smile gives

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Funny quote on a
Married guy T-Shirt
All Women Are
Devils
&
I Married Their Queen

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1. Beautiful Funny Quote
2. Funny SMS / Text Messages
3. A line written on a Husband’s T shirt

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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS"
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.

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1. Cost to get married
2. I was a fool when I married you.
3. Girl ur clever girl ur smart

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Dharkan ruk gai meri to,,,

ye Sunn kar FARAZ

JaB Light gai aur kaam wali Maasi Ne kaha

"what the hell is this";-)

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1. Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas
2. Dil Ki Dharkan, Naseeb, Meri Duain
3. meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona

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