What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Throw your dreams into the space like a kite,
And you do not know what it will bring back,
A new Life, A new Friend, A new Love….
Have a sweet dreams….

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Best Funny Line. . !

I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice. . .

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When We Truly Care For Someone,
Their Mistakes Never Change Our Feelings,
"Coz Its The Mind That Gets Angry
But The Heart Still Loves Them"

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Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)

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A special face,
A special smile,
A special someone,
A special hug from me to u,
A special person,
I found in u,
Sweet Dreams & Good Night!

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I wish God made me an SMS,
so that I can reach you in Seconds,
Cost you nothing,
you will read me and
I could see you smiling which is worth millions for me!!!
Good Morning and Smile For Me!!!

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To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time"
and tackle "Emergencies"!!

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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”

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Relationships Do Not Need Promises,Terms And Conditions.
It Just Needs Two Wonderful People.
One Who Can "TRUST" And
One Who Can "UNDERSTAND".

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