Aadhi raat ko aadmi apni moti biwi se
Begum sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?

Biwi

Aik dum

Aadmi

Acha to apni doosri tang bhe meray upar rakh do..!

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1)Ur a nice person
2)Line 2 is true
3)Line 2 is False if
Line 1 is true
4)Both 2 n 3 r correct
5)Line 4 is Wrong

CONFUSED
Gud! Now confuse others.

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All girls are beautiful, after the
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- Shakespeare.
All boys are innocent before the
lights are off.
- Shakespeare's wife…

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*"*"*DÜA*"*"*
Möhåbtåin sådå terå nåsééb hön,
Pürkhålöös chåhåtåin terå nåsééb hön,
Terå hår låmhå hö khüshyön bhårrå,
Pürsåköön råhåtåin terå nåseb hö.
(Ameen)

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want to make money using FACEBOOK?
Go to Account —>
Account settings —>
Security —->
Deactivate !
And get back to work. .

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LIFE is like a Book;
Each day you read a new page with adventures to experience,
Many lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate.
Have A VERY COLORFUL PAGE Everyday

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A Girl in a shop: how
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Shopkeeper: Just for
5 kisses.

Girl: ok pack the dress,
My Grand mother will pay
the bill ;-)

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Girl : What can you do for me
Boy : i would die for you
Girl : I don't like you
Boy : Why?
…
Girl: I m looking for Someone who would live for me
not Someone who would just die
and leave me alone

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Tu jhan rhay meri DUA ki chaon ho
Chahay wo koi sheher ho ya gaon ho
Teri ankh mai nami na ho
ksi shay ki tujhko kami na ho
Tujy jo lagay wo nazar na ho
Ksi dukh ko teri khbar na ho
Teri rah mai QOS-e-QAZAH rahay
Razi tujh say RAB ki RAZA rahay
Khushi teray paon ki dhool ho
Dua meri ye kabool ho!
(Amin)

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You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)

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