An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

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A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop:

Miss will u marry me wen i grow up

Girl smiled & said YES

Child said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(“,)

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Abbreviations for our degrees:

B.A ?- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE

B.E ?- BEAUTIFUL EYES

B.Sc ? BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE

B.L ?- BEAUTIFUL LIPS

M.B.A ? MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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To live a life, we need:

1. Brain

2. Intelligence

3. Knowledge

4. Expression

5. Looks

6. Luck

So,

I salute YOU….

for managing Without these

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if a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
than
how can u expect a single student to study all the subjects…….

point to be noted….

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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

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() ”’*()
(….’o’.)
Hmm…..

() “‘* ()
(.’o'….)
Where are you?

()*”’ ()
(……..)
where?

() ””*()
(.’o-…).”)
Ah..! There u r…

just want to say
Merry Christmas

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In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

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Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it's watching U.

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